Funny Bathroom Signs
Wouldn’t it be nice if going to the bathroom was a laughing matter? Who says it can’t be? Lighten up the experience with some witty bathroom signage.
Here are some of our favorites.
No offense, but please adjust your stance when you’re at bat to try and help keep the bathroom somewhat clean.
At least for Act 2 please.
Dude….seriously. No one is going to be impressed anyways.
Yeah, Yeah, we know. Some people don’t need too much encouragement to get naked. Just remember, depending on age, weight, diet, exercise, etc., naked isn’t always such a good idea. Ever seen a real life nude beach? Enough said.
Great identification sign for your bathroom door and if an Alien does happen to use it, double down and flush again. Some of that shit can be radioactive. Just saying.
I know I always check reviews before deciding whether to hold it or not.
I wish my Mom would have been nice enough to give us a warning. I really hated the taste of toilet cleaner but you know what, my teeth were always white.
What are you talking about? All work and no play makes a Jack a dull boy.
Honestly, it took me so long to read the rules that I pissed myself. And you know what? The rules don’t cover that.
Unfortunately, this won’t work for Uncle Bob. It takes him longer to think about whether he has to poop or not and even then it’s a half day job, minimum.